Britney Spears Jokes

Britney Spears Joke 1:

What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.

Britney Spears Joke 2:

Britney Spears decides to go out with her two new buddies, Shaggy and Craig David. They decide to go to the mall and thus enter the elevator to descend. Suddenly, one of them farts. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Oops, I Did It Again!' Embarrassed by this predicament, Britney decides to make up for it by taking them out again. They catch a train and leave the station when, believe it or not, someone farts again. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Stronger, Than Yesterday!'

Britney Spears Joke 3:

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z.

Britney Spears Joke 4:

Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!

Britney Spears Joke 5:

Q.There's a Santa Claus, a tooth fairy,a smart britney and a dumb britney walking down the street. they see a dollar. who picks it up?
A:the dumb britney because theirs no such thing as Santa claus a tooth fairy or a smart britney spears

Britney Spears Joke 6:

Q: How do you drive Britney Spears crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to alphabetize them

Britney Spears Joke 7:

Q: What's the best reson to promote safe sex?
A: We dont want another Britney

Britney Spears Joke 8:

What do Britney Spears and Pepsi have in common?
They both have plastic jugs