Michael Jackson Jokes

Michael Jackson Joke 1:

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.

Michael Jackson Joke 2:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Michael Jackson Joke 3:

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Michael Jackson Joke 4:

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael Jackson Joke 5:

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Michael Jackson Joke 6:

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind.

Michael Jackson Joke 7:

Q: What's sex like for Michael?
A: Child's Play

Michael Jackson Joke 8:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost?
A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being.

Michael Jackson Joke 9:

Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire?
A: He "Beat-it!"

Michael Jackson Joke 10:

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Michael Jackson Joke 11:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A: About two dress sizes!!!

Michael Jackson Joke 12:

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Michael Jackson Joke 13:

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.