Obama Jokes

Here is a collection of Barack Obama Jokes gathered from around the net. If you have any new Obama Joke simply let us know.

Barack Obama Joke 1

Q. What would you get if you crossed Albert Einstein with Barack Obama?
A. E = MC Hammer

Barack Obama Joke 2

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

Barack Obama Joke 3

Obama isn't getting Hillary Clinton a present this year because she hasn't used the one he got her last Christmas. It was a cemetery plot.

Barack Obama Joke 4

Q. What will Barack Obama get for Christmas?
A. Your job, your car and your house.

Barack Obama Joke 5

Q. Why did the Supreme Court block having a Nativity Scene displayed at the White House this year?
A. Plenty of donkeys, but no wise men.

Jokes done by celebrities about Barack Obama:

"See, I got to admit, as a comedian, I'm gonna miss President Bush. Because Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn't give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us Joe Biden." by Jay Leno

"But all this doesn't matter because Obama keeps pulling away in the polls. Every week, he gets a little more ahead. And with almost all groups. Liberals, of course, always supported him. ... And conservatives like the idea of paying a black man to clean up their mess." by Bill Maher